Aries (March 21-April 19)

If your food slaves were young in the 60's, don't eat their brownies.

You are somewhat like a "Moon Pie" - round and wide.

You would rather lie on the porch instead of running with the big dogs.

Marry anyone that shows the least bit of interest.

Stay away from okra.

Lafoot Rea is the trusted Asstological Advisor to Dopeycrat VP Candidate Moose

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