DATELINE Des Moines, IA (from The Des Moines De-Register) Dopeycrats VictoriousLong forgotten party wins single delegate in Iowa caucus
According to delegate Clara Fleebleflobber, the Dopeycrats are "everything I always liked in a party." She added, "Besides which, I think their candidate is really really smart." With this decisive win in Iowa, the shameless Dopeycrats are now focusing their attention on Vermont, saying that momentum is on their side. Democratic party operatives were said to be unaware of the Dopeycrat incursion. Green Mountain State, you've been warned. Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2004 campaign.
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