DATELINE Des Moines, IA (from The Des Moines De-Register)

Clara Fleebleflobber

Dopey delegate unmasked, sorta

January 20, 2004 -- Reporters scrambled to interview staunch Dopeycrat supporter Clara Fleebleflobber, and found her in a run-down trailer in the small town of Nebraska City.  The delegate was deeply engrossed in Joan Rivers on QVC and obviously unhappy about missing "her show."  She agreed to just a brief interview, distracted and more than a little confused by all the attention.

Fleebleflobber said that she liked the Dopeycrats because they represent the average person who has no idea about polly ticks or anything else.  "Don't bother me about policies or promises.  I'm too busy watching reality TV and infomercials to be bothered with stuff like that.  That's why I'm dopey."

With that, she turned the volume way up on her television and settled back onto the couch to watch Joan Rivers screeching about absolutely magical moisturizers and topaz medallions.  Fleebleflobber's eyes sparkled.  She was back in the zone.

Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2004 campaign.