DATELINE Greeville, SC (from The Woofington Post)

Dopeycrat's Scandal Avoidance Strategy

Weak minds and even weaker da fence

Bart and Molli - Dopeycrats on Da FenceNovember 2, 2000 -- Having already suffered  considerable embarrassment as a result of the Basset Whorehouse revelations, Dopeycrat insiders are going to extraordinary lengths to avoid further disgrace. 

Secretary of da Fence nominee Bart Thorpe invited reporters to his compound in Greenville, SC to show off his commitment to a strong Da Fence.  Fearing additional Dopeycrat scandals, Bart has confined his sister Molli to a fortified enclosure.  Why?  It seems Molli has fantasies of becoming Starlet to the President and has vowed that she will be cooing "Happy InAugieration Mr. President"  at December's InAugieration gala in Charleston. Bart has sworn that he will go to great lengths to prevent his delusional sister from getting near the Dopeycrat candidate.

Noting that Molli could easily slip under if she so desired, reporters were less than impressed with da strength of da fence.  One observed that having a female starlet certainly didn't hurt another President almost 280 dog years ago.

 

Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.

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