November 2, 2000
-- Having already suffered considerable embarrassment as a result of the Basset Whorehouse revelations, Dopeycrat insiders are going to
extraordinary lengths to avoid further disgrace. Secretary of da Fence nominee
Bart Thorpe invited reporters to his compound in Greenville, SC to show off his commitment
to a strong Da Fence. Fearing additional Dopeycrat scandals, Bart has confined his
sister Molli to a fortified enclosure. Why? It seems Molli has fantasies of
becoming Starlet to the President and has vowed that she will be cooing "Happy
InAugieration Mr. President" at December's InAugieration gala in Charleston.
Bart has sworn that he will go to great lengths to prevent his delusional sister from
getting near the Dopeycrat candidate.
Noting that Molli could easily slip under if she so desired, reporters were less than
impressed with da strength of da fence. One observed that having a female starlet
certainly didn't hurt another President almost 280 dog years ago.