DATELINE Damascus, MD (from The National Extorter)
Da Moose Responds to Bribery Charges
Party faithful not worried
| August 22, 2000 -- The day after a controversial Steal
Industry memo surfaced, Moose responded to the charges of pigs ear bribery with this press
statement:
Polly ticks good. Like pig ear. Want more." While many analysts felt that Moose's statement was ambiguous at best, Dopeycrat Party faithful rallied in support of their VP candidate. |
"Moose
here. Da Moose. Polly tickle Moose. Vote Augie. Moose
happy. Like polly ticks. Big like. Why like? Get pig ear.
Lots pig ear. Where from? Not know. Just get. Eat lots.
Moose happy. Eat pig ear. Get more. Vote Augie. Polly ticks good.
Want more. Eat pig ear. More more.
Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.
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