Internet News (from The Sludge Report)
Moose's Secret Life
Now there are pictures
| XXXXX SLUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON SEPT 11, 2000 01:09:27 ET XXXXX SPECULATION ABOUT DOPEYCRAT VP'S SECRET LIFE FUELED BY RUMORS OF PICTURES Dopeycrat VP Candidate Moose continues to be the target of ongoing rumors about his personal life. And now the SLUDGE REPORT has learned that pictures of da Moose playing with his monkey are circulating the internet. This is the first time that da Moose's aberrant behavior has been caught on film and may prove too politically explosive for the Dopeycrat party to keep him on the ticket. MORE Friends continue to deny any "significant" issues with da Moose's private
life and say that he's entirely too dopey to be deviant. |
Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.
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