September 12, 2000 -- After the flap
over the recent GOP ad, the Dopeycrat Party has now created its own
"subliminable" ad hoping to garner the same kind of attention and publicity for
its campaign.
Since Tuesday's debate was cancelled, da Moose had nothing better to do,
so he took full responsibility. Big mistake. The resulting ad is, to say the
least, confusing. The Dopeycrat candidate is now trying to get the ad onto the
airwaves. With any luck he will not be successful.
Spokesbasset Myrtle Gilbert was quick to intercede, calling an impromptu
meeting with reporters in her back yard. There she stated that the ad is being taken
out of context. When queried about what the ad REALLY means, she quickly backed away
from the reporters' microphones.
Experts say that this ad is designed to influence the viewer in a very
subtle way. But what the heck does it mean?