EXCLUSIVE - THE MOOSE PHOTOS

September 15, 2000 -- The National Extorter has gotten exclusive puplication rights for those depraved photos of the Dopeycrat VP candidate which were initially revealed in the online "Sludge Report" this past weekend.

Here for the first time in print are "those" pictures of Dopeycrat VP candidate Moose playing with his monkey.  The exact date of these photos is unknown.

Now analysts are wondering, will these disgraceful photos ruin the already rocky pawlitical career of da Moose?  Can he and the Dopeycrat Party recover from this latest scandal?  No one we contacted at Dopeycrat Headquarters was willing to speak on the record, but the morale (not to mention the morals) of the party faithful seems to be at an all-time low.