Dopeycrats on Performance Enhancing Drugs

September 23, 2000 -- Today's birthday celebration at HRH Feyfey VanKeuren and commoner Woo's home took on political overtones as da Moose made his position public.  Long known for his opposition to performance enhancing drugs, da Moose wasted no time expressing his opinion about the ongoing dope situation in Sydney.  Taking a bold position on Sydney, Moose engaged in an all-out offensive on this issue.

After enduring several assaults, Sydney made it clear that he was anything but receptive to da Moose's desire to engage in this type of discourse.  Later Da Moose was heard to mumble, "Sad Moose.  Sydney not like.  Not Dopeycrat.   Must be Weepuplican."