Dopeycrat Fundraising Soiree in Absecon

September 24, 2000 -- This weekend's birthday soiree for HRH Feyfey VanKeuren and commoner Woo (pictured blowing out their candles at right) was the social event of the post-Labor Day campaign fundraising season so far.  The party attendees included a who's who of Tri-State and Dopeycrat glitteraria. 

Dopeycrat Zen Webmistress Casey Dawg courageously assumed the treacherous assignment of royal cake taster and hastily lunged into the role.  When she was caught moments later, Casey pronounced the cake to be highly satisfactory, then turned and skulked away.

Truman Garcia apparently brought with him some imported Bowlivian spices and was soon feeling no pain at the party.  He ran amongst the participants with a lampshade over his head and was generally quite playful and frisky.  Like several younger guests, Eeyore Finn enjoyed the chase.  Others like Pwincess Prescott and Marlowe pretty much ignored their boisterous play, opting to snarf more treats instead.

Pwincess Ashley Clemente was in attendance, appearing clear-eyed, clean and fit.  A quick check of her breath suggested that she is continuing to live bunny free after her 10-week treatment at Bunnies Anonymous.

Host Woo (shown at left) overdosed on meatloaf and canapes early in the party and passed out shortly after the candles were extinguished on the cake.  HRH Feyfey excused herself shortly thereafter and retired to snooze on her divan.

VP Candidate Moose was at the gathering, and had to be forcibly subdued after several unpleasant altercations with a visiting dignitary.  The bacchanal continued unabated for several more hours, until some of the participants departed for a late night Johnny Bassethus concert. 

Dopeycrat party officials refused to disclose exactly how much the affair raised, but it is believed that a melted frosty paw and half of a knuckle bone made their way into the barren party coffers.