DATELINE Boston, MA (from The Basset Globe)
Cheney and Lieberman No Shows?
Dopeycrat VP candidate all alone tonight at debate site
So what does this latest development mean? Is it possible that the other
candidates are afraid to debate da Moose? Or is it yet another sign that the
Dopeycrat campaign is in total chaos and disarray? Caught wandering around in her
backyard, Dopeycrat Spokesbasset Myrtle Gilbert was visibly shaken by tonight's
developments. When reporters asked what had gone wrong, she replied, "Yfdz d
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she had rocks in her mouth. |
October 5, 2000 --
Unlike his Dopeycrat party running mate, VP Candidate da Moose arrived at the debate site
well ahead of time and appeared relaxed and ready to engage in a lively discussion about
polly ticks. Much to his surprise however, the major party candidates did not appear
in Boston, opting instead to show up at a much smaller venue in Danville, Kentucky.
Even so, Candidate Moose stood at the dais for almost 43 seconds before toppling over.
Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.
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