DATELINE Lake Havasu City, AZ (from Today's Ahrooos Herald)

London Bridge isn't Falling Down

But Dopeycrat infestation is evidence the neighborhood is really going downhill

Cleo and Drew P. Drawers hard at workOctober 29, 2000 -- The Dopeycrat campaign has come to Lake Havasu City, AZ.  This weekend, hopeful Special Envoy to the London Bridge Cleopatra Wetherbee visited the bridge along with her sister Drew P. Drawers, who aspires to be AmBASSETor to Hounduras. 

While there, they elected to stump for the Dopeycrat ticket and paraded carrying a "Vote Dopeycrat!" sign for almost four whole minutes.  The fatigued hounds got lots of pets, but alas, no votes. 

And lots of folks asking "Whatsa Dopeycrat?"

 

Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.

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