DATELINE Washington, DC (from The Woofington Post)
Monumental Plans
A Pwincess-eye view of Washington
 October
30, 2000 -- Today Washington, DC learned about Pwincess Noodles Gera's plans once
she becomes Chairbasset of the American Basset Monuments Commission. In the midst of
a press conference, the Pwincess dramatically air-dropped a huge basset statue right next
to the Tidal Basin and announced plans to dedicate her first monument to a celebration of
basset royalty. She also said that she intended to tear down many of today's
monuments to make room for more celebrating bassetude. At the conclusion of the press gathering, several reporters stepped back to study the new basset monument. One noted that the statue looked remarkably like Pwincess Noodles herself, as she had appeared before her subjects at a recent event. No doubt HRH Feyfey Van Keuren would disapprove of the pigeons nesting in the crown.
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Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.
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