DATELINE Greenville, SC (from the Woofington Post)

Augie unveils Dopeycrat Platform

Policy Analysts agree it has something for everyone

August 28, 2000 -- Despite the ongoing questions about his Vice Presidential nominee, Augie NAF is continuing forward with his campaign messages.   Today he unveiled his presidential platform, with a broad-based set of policies that will appeal to the centrists in the Dopeycratic party.

The complete text of the announcement and platform can be found here.

Propaganda courtesy of the Dopeycrat 2000 campaign.